What I’d Actually Look Like in Street Style Clothes

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Everybody: “Who hid this girl’s legs? Why is she dressed like a fat Edie Sedgwick?”

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IS SHE… PANTLESS? (bumbumbummmm)

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“Why the fuck is this grown ass woman wearing pigtails?” – Everyone.

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Please don’t disturb me, I’ve been crying all day, yes I was at a funeral, but I stopped on the way home to get Starbucks, but that bastard forgot to use soy instead of regular but still charged me for soy, but I just took the ugliest selfie, omg, you like it, thanks, but I’m so upset, oh yeah, my grandma died, wow my selfie got 36 likes, that’s cool I guess, ugh this 2% milk is going to ruin me the rest of the day, whatever.

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It’s really neat how you took that top you made at overnight camp in sixth grade and repurposed it for 2013!

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“Soooo… I heard that girl from Eversothea is into the bondage scene…””Yeah, I saw her wearing leather overalls and I also heard she’s a TOTAL SKANK.” 

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AYOOOO AM I RIGHT?

All photos from the ElleDispatch Street Chic street style blog, which I respect greatly but will likely never be on.