Spiked Tights: Rad or Drab?
URB Clothing is a pretty rad brand I’ve been into for a while, mostly for their melting tights that some may think appear to be a bit sexual in nature (everything is sexual guys, come on now).
URB posted these tights today that are spiked and “coming soon.”
I can’t even begin to express how dumb these are. As a fan of all things spiked and weird, it’s pretty bad when even I am literally vomiting in my mouth at how bad these are.
Types of people who will wear these:
- Lady Gaga concert attendees who are trying to out-Gaga Lady Gaga herself.
- Cosplay fans who aren’t quite sure what they’re playing, but know it has something to do with Game of Thrones. Or maybe it was dinosaurs. They’re not sure.
- Anyone at Burning Man.
And all those people are weird and awful, so bye.
Verdict: DRAB. (The drabbest of drab. Drabaroni and cheese. Drabnut butter and jelly. King Drab of the Drabbington Village.)