Terribly Awesome Christmas Pop Playlist

My boyfriend hates Christmas music. Like, really, passionately hates it. So obviously I love it. Here’s a terribly awesome Christmas pop playlist to get you through Black Friday shopping and spending money on people you’re obligated to enjoy (AKA family). Ha! JK, love ’em. A few reasons why listening to Christmas songs is awesome: You…

How Should I Style My Hair Next?

I love my blue hair a lot. We’ve been together since August, and while it has been my favorite hair of all time, it is a huge pain in the ass to maintain, and it is also costing me hundreds of dollars. (Yes, really.) So help me out – how should I style my hair…

8 Tips for Managing Your Dog’s Instagram Account

So you want to make an Instagram account for your dog? @lucywrinkles is ready to share 8 tips for managing your dog’s Instagram account. And by @lucywrinkles, I mean, um, me. I’ll share the tips I’ve learned from managing an account for my dog. I got my puppy in October, and immediately knew I wanted…

What to Wear to Your Office Christmas Party

My boyfriend’s office has a very glamorous holiday party every year, and last year, my life was a total shit show when it came to deciding my outfit. There’s a ton that goes into deciding on an office-appropriate, yet glamorous, yet comfortable holiday outfit. Here’s an easy checklist to save you the pain from what…

Should You Holler at that Woman on the Street?: A Quick Guide

I shared this video from Hollaback yesterday of a woman being harassed on the streets of New York for doing nothing other than existing and having ass and tits. Of course, I was quickly barraged with Facebook messages, texts and tweets about how “saying ‘hello’ and telling a woman she’s beautiful is not harassment!” So…

The Best Coconut Milk Chia Seed Pudding Recipe

Dear chia seed recipes – stop being so expensive. I’ve created a┬ácheap recipe that’s as savings-friendly as it is delicious. Before we get started – here are two tricks to keep this cheap. Tip 1: Buy your chia seeds in bulk. Chia seeds don’t tend to go bad, but that $11.99 price tag can be…

Your Celebrity Rant is Pointless

You: The one with the angry Facebook post about how “fake” and “whorish” a female celebrity is – despite never meeting them. That celebrity: Still richer than you. It seems Iggy Azalea is the new female celebrity people hate, whether it’s for being Australian but “rapping with a Southern accent” or having really “fake blonde…

Open Enrollment Season: Read Your Benefits!

Back in 2006, before I even knew what “Benefit Enrollment” meant. Holy smokes, when did we become grown-ups? Wasn’t it just yesterday we were getting physicals for the 7th grade softball team? Welp, looks like we need to think about the real world now. As I’ve gotten a “big kid job” and passed the age…

How to Hide Your Router – And Go Crazy in the Process

I love Pinterest. It’s no secret. I pin to my little heart’s content, and remind myself that my house will never be that clean or gigantic, and I’ll probably never be able to dye my hair that trendy shade of silver/lavender without it all falling out in handfuls. Pinterest is the Olivia Palermo of social…

Fall Inspiration To Lust Over

Oh hey, fall! Cashmere sweaters and boots and opaque tights! Let’s snuggle and play in the leaves! Oh wait, I live in the south, so fall is just that period of time when it’s cold as a witch’s tit in the morning and then 155 degrees by noon. Hope you like layers, betches! Here’s what’s…