My boyfriend hates Christmas music. Like, really, passionately hates it. So obviously I love it. Here’s a terribly awesome Christmas pop playlist to get you through Black Friday shopping and spending money on people you’re obligated to enjoy (AKA family). Ha! JK, love ’em. A few reasons why listening to Christmas songs is awesome: You…
I love my blue hair a lot. We’ve been together since August, and while it has been my favorite hair of all time, it is a huge pain in the ass to maintain, and it is also costing me hundreds of dollars. (Yes, really.) So help me out – how should I style my hair…
So you want to make an Instagram account for your dog? @lucywrinkles is ready to share 8 tips for managing your dog’s Instagram account. And by @lucywrinkles, I mean, um, me. I’ll share the tips I’ve learned from managing an account for my dog. I got my puppy in October, and immediately knew I wanted…
My boyfriend’s office has a very glamorous holiday party every year, and last year, my life was a total shit show when it came to deciding my outfit. There’s a ton that goes into deciding on an office-appropriate, yet glamorous, yet comfortable holiday outfit. Here’s an easy checklist to save you the pain from what…
I shared this video from Hollaback yesterday of a woman being harassed on the streets of New York for doing nothing other than existing and having ass and tits. Of course, I was quickly barraged with Facebook messages, texts and tweets about how “saying ‘hello’ and telling a woman she’s beautiful is not harassment!” So…
Dear chia seed recipes – stop being so expensive. I’ve created a cheap recipe that’s as savings-friendly as it is delicious. Before we get started – here are two tricks to keep this cheap. Tip 1: Buy your chia seeds in bulk. Chia seeds don’t tend to go bad, but that $11.99 price tag can be…
Back in 2006, before I even knew what “Benefit Enrollment” meant. Holy smokes, when did we become grown-ups? Wasn’t it just yesterday we were getting physicals for the 7th grade softball team? Welp, looks like we need to think about the real world now. As I’ve gotten a “big kid job” and passed the age…
I love Pinterest. It’s no secret. I pin to my little heart’s content, and remind myself that my house will never be that clean or gigantic, and I’ll probably never be able to dye my hair that trendy shade of silver/lavender without it all falling out in handfuls. Pinterest is the Olivia Palermo of social…
Oh hey, fall! Cashmere sweaters and boots and opaque tights! Let’s snuggle and play in the leaves! Oh wait, I live in the south, so fall is just that period of time when it’s cold as a witch’s tit in the morning and then 155 degrees by noon. Hope you like layers, betches! Here’s what’s…
I really love dogs. I know, I know, this isn’t news. Today I realized that nearly half of the 500 or so accounts I follow on Instagram are cool dogs. So with my expertise, I’ve created a list for you of the best dog Instagram accounts you should be following… like… yesterday. Here are my…
