Concerts in your Early 20s vs. Concerts in your Late 20s

Early 20’s: I have to go to the mall and pick out a new outfit to wear! <3

Late 20’s: Do I have to put on pants for this show?

Early 20’s: Let’s get there when doors open. I love this opening band!!

Late 20’s: I literally give zero fucks about this opening band.

Early 20’s: I hope no one notices these X’s on my hands…

Late 20’s: WHY THE HELL DO THESE STAMPS TAKE DAYS TO WASH OFF.

Early 20’s: Let’s push to the front so we can make eyes at the lead singer!

Late 20’s: I’ll be standing in the back by the sound guy not getting elbowed in the head.

Early 20’s: Oooh I should spend all my money on a band t-shirt!

Late 20’s: Ooooh I should spend all my money on Modelos.

Early 20’s: This cute guy just offered to buy me a beer!!!

Late 20’s: Don’t wanna get roophied, thanks!

Early 20’s: #livinwithmybitches!

Late 20’s: #leavinearlywithmybitches!