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Where the hell is spring?

Where in the hell is spring? No but seriously. I live in the south for a reason, and that reason is to wear open-toed shoes in February. And it’s almost April and I’m still wearing closed-toe shoes. Does not compute. Put this playlist on and pretend it’s warm out, even if you live up north…

What I’d Wear if I were Way Richer

Let’s pretend for a moment that I’m a trust fund baby and have unlimited funds that I can devote to the greater things in life, like lattes, Burberry bags and hot yoga three times a day. In this world I am obviously very skinny and hilarious and still down to Earth, and this is the…

Dance Up On Strangers To This Yummy Playlist

If I were a DJ, I’d be much cooler than I am now, and I’d probably shower way less. But since I struggle to stay up past 10:30 p.m., I live the dream via my alter ego DJ Murda Baby. I coined this name when watching a horrible Netflix horror film about a baby who…

Middle School Dance Jamz: A Playlist to Remember Your Awkward Years

Thoughts I had at middle school dances: I hope this shirt from American Eagle makes my boobs look smaller. Why are all the 8th grade slutty girls crying in the bathroom? Brianna is wearing a thong… should I be wearing a thong? OMGOMGOMG my friends are making me dance with Cameron. I like his sweater….

A Song-by-Song First Reaction to Britney Spears’ “Britney Jean”

Britney really loves using the word “bitch,” and I do too. We’ve learned a lot from Jesse Pinkman. Therefore, it’s my duty to give a song-by-song first reaction to her latest endeavor, “Britney Jean.” Listen with me, bitches. “Alien”So this is going to be an album with a LOT of auto-tune. If that annoys you…

A Song-by-Song First Reaction to Lady Gaga’s “Artpop”

I was all about Lady Gaga back in 2007, when she was waving her disco stick at everyone and singing songs about being filthy broke and hot. I imagine that Lady Gaga was a little bit sticky and probably smelled like the floor of a strip club bathroom, but I loved it. That Lady Gaga…

Men’s Health 50 Things Men Wish Women Knew – Let’s Discuss.

Oh boy, ladies and gents. I stumbled upon this Men’s Health gem on a Facebook friend’s wall, which I’m still hoping he shared in jest. The article, entitled “50 Things Men Wish Women Knew” truly set out to let women know all of the things that men wish they could know (because hellooooo, my life revolves…

DRY Listens: Ginger Summer Refresh Playlist

I am a huuuuuge fan of DRY Soda, and recently contributed to their “Ginger Summer Refresh Playlist.” No, this is not a playlist devoted to redheads, but rather an end-of-summer playlist to celebrate their new ginger-flavored soda. I contributed #13’s POLICA song. Have a good listen and be sure to subscribe.