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Middle School Dance Jamz: A Playlist to Remember Your Awkward Years

Thoughts I had at middle school dances: I hope this shirt from American Eagle makes my boobs look smaller. Why are all the 8th grade slutty girls crying in the bathroom? Brianna is wearing a thong… should I be wearing a thong? OMGOMGOMG my friends are making me dance with Cameron. I like his sweater….

A Song-by-Song First Reaction to Britney Spears’ “Britney Jean”

Britney really loves using the word “bitch,” and I do too. We’ve learned a lot from Jesse Pinkman. Therefore, it’s my duty to give a song-by-song first reaction to her latest endeavor, “Britney Jean.” Listen with me, bitches. “Alien”So this is going to be an album with a LOT of auto-tune. If that annoys you…

A Song-by-Song First Reaction to Lady Gaga’s “Artpop”

I was all about Lady Gaga back in 2007, when she was waving her disco stick at everyone and singing songs about being filthy broke and hot. I imagine that Lady Gaga was a little bit sticky and probably smelled like the floor of a strip club bathroom, but I loved it. That Lady Gaga…

DRY Listens: Ginger Summer Refresh Playlist

I am a huuuuuge fan of DRY Soda, and recently contributed to their “Ginger Summer Refresh Playlist.” No, this is not a playlist devoted to redheads, but rather an end-of-summer playlist to celebrate their new ginger-flavored soda. I contributed #13’s POLICA song. Have a good listen and be sure to subscribe.

That Video Everyone Is Going to Share on Your Facebook this Week

 First, if no one on your Facebook Timeline has shared this video yet, two things could have happened: You haven’t been on Facebook yet today. You don’t have a Facebook. Everybody and their mom (no, literally, their moms, too) all seem to be having a major moment over Mumford & Sons. My opinion on them…

An Interview with Hello Mr.’s Ryan Fitzgibbon

Photos by Daniel Seung. Ryan Fitzgibbon is a bit of a force these days. After his Kickstarter was funded more than $26k to start a magazine for the “new generation of men who like men,” Ryan created “Hello Mr.,” a magazine which speaks to the ever-evolving definition of the “gay man.” Even earning a Neil…

A Bike Helmet that Isn’t Fugly

If you’re anything like me, you probably don’t ride bikes because HELMET HAIR, EW, AMIRITE?! Actually, no. I don’t ride bikes because I have a big ass and bike seats aren’t condusive to a badonk. But if you are concerned with the ugliness of helmets, but do also like keeping your brain pieces off the…