A song-by-song first reaction to Rihanna’s “ANTI”

I waited four years for a smash album from Rihanna and all I got was a mess of Disney theme songs and tunes about crack. Okay, okay, it’s not that bad. Honestly, it’s not bad at all. But if you’re looking for an album of club bangers and booty shakers, this ain’t it. Here’s my song-by-song…