I waited four years for a smash album from Rihanna and all I got was a mess of Disney theme songs and tunes about crack. Okay, okay, it’s not that bad. Honestly, it’s not bad at all. But if you’re looking for an album of club bangers and booty shakers, this ain’t it. Here’s my song-by-song…
RIP Joan Rivers, Here’s some Joan Rivers Jokes. Joan Rivers has died after surgery complications at the age of 81. Being one of the funniest comedians, maybe ever, here are a few jokes I think she would have written for herself. “Joan loved to recycle. That’s why she chose to have her lip fillers given…
Ariana Grande’s ponytail might exist solely to cover up a bald spot and her “ratchet” natural hair, but it’s actually a natural treasure. Did you know Ariana Grande’s ponytail is a Sagittarius? Ariana Grande’s ponytail served in World War II. It received a Purple Heart for protecting soldiers from Japanese crossfire. Ariana Grande’s ponytail sleeps…
Like nomads in a post-apocalyptic world; there are very few of us left. We wander the internet, often times met with extreme hate. We are the defenders of Miley Cyrus. Every time you leave a hateful comment on the Internet, we’re there to remind you Miley is actually pretty cool. No really she isn’t that…
If you’ve been reading this blog for more than five minutes, you know I’m a big fan of ladies in menswear. I discovered Esther Quek on Citizen Couture and instantly fell in love. I love her combination of feminine and masculine without appearing to be trying too hard. And, yes, now I want blue hair….
