Category Archive: Beauty

Ariana Grande’s Ponytail: Some Fun Facts

Ariana Grande’s ponytail might exist solely to cover up a bald spot and her “ratchet” natural hair, but it’s actually a natural treasure. Did you know Ariana Grande’s ponytail is a Sagittarius? Ariana Grande’s ponytail served in World War II. It received a Purple Heart for protecting soldiers from Japanese crossfire. Ariana Grande’s ponytail sleeps…

Here are the Top Five Best Robin Williams Movies

Robin Williams is dead. Let’s just absorb that for a second. Robin Williams was supposed to outlive all of us – he’d be that weird wrinkly man with a turkey gobbler for a neck that still wore ill-suiting purple suits and makes you giggle even though his speech is slurred and he’s likely drunk. He was the equivalent…

8 Tips for Moving in with Your Boyfriend

I’ve been living with my boyfriend for two weeks and it has been, well, interesting. I’ve already warned him this post is coming, and he knows this is will be 110% honest, with no bullshit coating. LADIES. Moving in with your boyfriend is not something to take lightly. Those of you who move in with…

Sorry I’m Not Sorry I’m Obsessed with My Dog

Hi friends, guess what. I’m obsessed with my dog. More specifically – friends with children, I’m obsessed with my dog. Let me clarify a few things for you. 1. My dog means as much to me as your kid means to you. You know how you’re REALLY obsessed with your kids? Like, yeah, I know,…

Choose Your Blogger Name

Have you noticed how weird/dumb/silly/ridiculous blogger names are? Now you can pick your own! Leave yours in the comments.

To Bang or Not To Bang?

Should You Get Bangs? There really is no bigger question in most ladies’ lives than “Should I get bangs?” Kidding. There’s at least 10 million bigger questions, but let’s be real – deciding if we should get bangs is a SERIOUS struggle. When I do have bangs, I’m usually trying to grow them out, and when…

30 Signs You’re a Michigan Expat

1. The thought of driving back to your hometown between the months of October and March immediately makes you check the snow forecast (and cringe). 2. You feel a tinge of guilt when you say “soda” instead of “pop.” 3. You’re instantly annoyed with people who don’t know what the U.P. is. 4. It kills…

50 Things I Care About More Than Who Plays Christian Grey

Today it dawned on me that I really, REALLY do not give even a millimeter of shit that Charlie Hunmannamman or whatever isn’t playing Christian Grey in that stupid “50 Shades of Bullshit” movie anymore.   So I teamed up with my friend, the lovely Beth Anne of OkayBA.com, to come up with 100 things we…

How to Go to Target and Not Spend $60 (When You Meant to Spend $5)

There are things that are inevitable in life – death, taxes, Britney Spears eating Cheetos, and, of course, spending too much money at Target. So picture this, you’re driving home from work, and you’re like, “hey, I really need some makeup remover!” You head to Target, see some things you like, but before you know…