Category Archive: Fashion

Jokes Joan Rivers Would Have Made About Her Death

RIP Joan Rivers, Here’s some Joan Rivers Jokes. Joan Rivers has died after surgery complications at the age of 81. Being one of the funniest comedians, maybe ever, here are a few jokes I think she would have written for herself. “Joan loved to recycle. That’s why she chose to have her lip fillers given…

Ariana Grande’s Ponytail: Some Fun Facts

Ariana Grande’s ponytail might exist solely to cover up a bald spot and her “ratchet” natural hair, but it’s actually a natural treasure. Did you know Ariana Grande’s ponytail is a Sagittarius? Ariana Grande’s ponytail served in World War II. It received a Purple Heart for protecting soldiers from Japanese crossfire. Ariana Grande’s ponytail sleeps…

Here are the Top Five Best Robin Williams Movies

Robin Williams is dead. Let’s just absorb that for a second. Robin Williams was supposed to outlive all of us – he’d be that weird wrinkly man with a turkey gobbler for a neck that still wore ill-suiting purple suits and makes you giggle even though his speech is slurred and he’s likely drunk. He was the equivalent…

Here’s My Insanely Long List of Dealbreakers

  Some dude on OkCupid is getting mad love/hate for his long list of dating dealbreakers. Because I’m a feminist, I thought I’d create my own list of dating dealbreakers (none actually have anything to do with being a feminist). But unlike random OKCupid guy on the internet – I imagine he probably drives a foreign car…

8 Tips for Moving in with Your Boyfriend

I’ve been living with my boyfriend for two weeks and it has been, well, interesting. I’ve already warned him this post is coming, and he knows this is will be 110% honest, with no bullshit coating. LADIES. Moving in with your boyfriend is not something to take lightly. Those of you who move in with…

Should you send a dickture?

Boys, let’s have a chat. I have gotten a few dicktures in my day. Firstly, yes, this is terrifying to admit since I’m pretty sure my family reads this blog (sorry, Grandma), but I’m begging you. Please stop it with the dicktures. I’m sure you feel pretty proud of your member before you send a…

No, I don’t want to buy a house.

When breaching my late twenties, it’s quite apparent that all those around me are looking to buy houses. While I respect their manifestation of living the American dream, the urge to buy a place simply isn’t one that is thriving in my bones. When I tell people this, their first response is “But you’re throwing…

Sorry I’m Not Sorry I’m Obsessed with My Dog

Hi friends, guess what. I’m obsessed with my dog. More specifically – friends with children, I’m obsessed with my dog. Let me clarify a few things for you. 1. My dog means as much to me as your kid means to you. You know how you’re REALLY obsessed with your kids? Like, yeah, I know,…

Choose Your Blogger Name

Have you noticed how weird/dumb/silly/ridiculous blogger names are? Now you can pick your own! Leave yours in the comments.