This holiday season is ’bout to get weird, y’all. With the amount of polarizing news and the ability to see what your family really thinks about everything on Facebook (Wow, Uncle Bill actually IS racist!), it will likely be hard to avoid these awkward conversations around the dinner table. (Or when you’re watching the football game. Or…
Hi. Why do you give a flying shit if a woman lets her armpit hair grow? Oh, you’re not sure either? Okay here’s 10 things more important than a woman’s armpit hair. 1. What happened to Tara Calico? 2. This .gif 3. What color underwear you’re wearing right now 4. Is cottage cheese gross or delicious?…
Wondering if you should try a Neti pot? You’ve come to the right place. Here’s the most comprehensive and (maybe) one of the best neti pot reviews on the internet. There is no moment of my life that I felt more glamorous, drool sliding down my chin like a mastiff’s, while saline water flooded my…
1. It’s just a little sneeze. It’s just allergies! 2. I’m fine, I can go to work. 3. Oh hmmm, I might have a little cough here. 4. NO, ILLNESS, YOU WILL NOT OVERTAKE ME. 5. It’s not even that big of a deal. 6. Hi Target, I’ll take one of every single anti-cough medicine you have….
So you want to make an Instagram account for your dog? @lucywrinkles is ready to share 8 tips for managing your dog’s Instagram account. And by @lucywrinkles, I mean, um, me. I’ll share the tips I’ve learned from managing an account for my dog. I got my puppy in October, and immediately knew I wanted…
I love Pinterest. It’s no secret. I pin to my little heart’s content, and remind myself that my house will never be that clean or gigantic, and I’ll probably never be able to dye my hair that trendy shade of silver/lavender without it all falling out in handfuls. Pinterest is the Olivia Palermo of social…
I really love dogs. I know, I know, this isn’t news. Today I realized that nearly half of the 500 or so accounts I follow on Instagram are cool dogs. So with my expertise, I’ve created a list for you of the best dog Instagram accounts you should be following… like… yesterday. Here are my…
RIP Joan Rivers, Here’s some Joan Rivers Jokes. Joan Rivers has died after surgery complications at the age of 81. Being one of the funniest comedians, maybe ever, here are a few jokes I think she would have written for herself. “Joan loved to recycle. That’s why she chose to have her lip fillers given…
If you’re a man (or ignorant woman) on the internet, and you’re inspired to write an article explaining the “14 Differences Between The Girl You Date and the Woman You Marry,” just… don’t. Sometimes I stumble upon articles that throw me into a fit of rage and make me want to move into a cave and cut…
