Category Archive: Hilarious

Stop being a jerk and download Pokémon GO already

I’ll admit it, being a buzzkill is one of my favorite things. I am the worst on the internet. Snopes is my bible. I correct people’s spelling/grammar all the time. I’m a classic Leo who loves to be right. But dammit, if you’re a Pokémon GO buzzkill, you need to get a life. Yeah, yeah,…

How to avoid political conversations with your family

This holiday season is ’bout to get weird, y’all. With the amount of polarizing news and the ability to see what your family really thinks about everything on Facebook (Wow, Uncle Bill actually IS racist!), it will likely be hard to avoid these awkward conversations around the dinner table. (Or when you’re watching the football game. Or…

10 Things More Important than a Woman’s Armpit Hair

Hi. Why do you give a flying shit if a woman lets her armpit hair grow? Oh, you’re not sure either? Okay here’s 10 things more important than a woman’s armpit hair. 1. What happened to Tara Calico? 2. This .gif 3. What color underwear you’re wearing right now 4. Is cottage cheese gross or delicious?…

Embarrassing Reviews: I Tried A Neti Pot

Wondering if you should try a Neti pot? You’ve come to the right place. Here’s the most comprehensive and (maybe) one of the best neti pot reviews on the internet. There is no moment of my life that I felt more glamorous, drool sliding down my chin like a mastiff’s, while saline water flooded my…

What Did You Really Want for Christmas?

How about a little white whine this Boxing Day? I spend a lot of time bitching about life in general, which can be a cathartic experience. And you know what? You should too. Take a moment to bitch. Take a moment to complain. Take a moment to be like, “Hey, guess what, I did not…

What It’s Like To Be Sick When You’re Stubborn

1. It’s just a little sneeze. It’s just allergies! 2. I’m fine, I can go to work. 3. Oh hmmm, I might have a little cough here. 4. NO, ILLNESS, YOU WILL NOT OVERTAKE ME. 5. It’s not even that big of a deal. 6. Hi Target, I’ll take one of every single anti-cough medicine you have….

8 Tips for Managing Your Dog’s Instagram Account

So you want to make an Instagram account for your dog? @lucywrinkles is ready to share 8 tips for managing your dog’s Instagram account. And by @lucywrinkles, I mean, um, me. I’ll share the tips I’ve learned from managing an account for my dog. I got my puppy in October, and immediately knew I wanted…

Your Celebrity Rant is Pointless

You: The one with the angry Facebook post about how “fake” and “whorish” a female celebrity is – despite never meeting them. That celebrity: Still richer than you. It seems Iggy Azalea is the new female celebrity people hate, whether it’s for being Australian but “rapping with a Southern accent” or having really “fake blonde…

How to Hide Your Router – And Go Crazy in the Process

I love Pinterest. It’s no secret. I pin to my little heart’s content, and remind myself that my house will never be that clean or gigantic, and I’ll probably never be able to dye my hair that trendy shade of silver/lavender without it all falling out in handfuls. Pinterest is the Olivia Palermo of social…

The Best Dog Instagram Accounts You Should Follow

I really love dogs. I know, I know, this isn’t news. Today I realized that nearly half of the 500 or so accounts I follow on Instagram are cool dogs.  So with my expertise, I’ve created a list for you of the best dog Instagram accounts you should be following… like… yesterday. Here are my…