Category Archive: Gifs

What It’s Like To Be Sick When You’re Stubborn

1. It’s just a little sneeze. It’s just allergies! 2. I’m fine, I can go to work. 3. Oh hmmm, I might have a little cough here. 4. NO, ILLNESS, YOU WILL NOT OVERTAKE ME. 5. It’s not even that big of a deal. 6. Hi Target, I’ll take one of every single anti-cough medicine you have….

Concerts in your Early 20s vs. Concerts in your Late 20s

Early 20’s: I have to go to the mall and pick out a new outfit to wear! <3 Late 20’s: Do I have to put on pants for this show? Early 20’s: Let’s get there when doors open. I love this opening band!! Late 20’s: I literally give zero fucks about this opening band. Early…

I’m not “Oil-Pulling” so GTFO

Currently when you type “oil” into Google, “oil pulling” comes up before “oil change.” No. What is “oil pulling,” you ask? Well besides being totally fucking disgusting, it’s a supposed miracle for whiter teeth! A healthier liver! A skin-clearing miracle! Basically oil-pulling is supposed to turn you into Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Upton’s tits and…

23 (Slightly) Irrational Fears Only Women Have

Just want to note that these fears are completely rational if you’re a woman (screw you, society), but completely irrational, too. What if I forgot about a tampon several years ago and it has been marinating in my cavern and someday they’re gonna see it on an x-ray and the doctor is going to be…

Dear Retailers: STOP SENDING ME SO MANY EMAILS

Hey ASOS, it’s time we had a chat. Yeah, how about you bring your friends Nasty Gal and Victoria’s Secret too? This whole “let’s send Thea 91823983 emails a day to try to sell her shit” thing isn’t really working. In fact, it’s kind of making me angry. Especially when I have to wake up to…

A Woman in her Early 20’s vs. Late 20’s

Early 20’s: High heels are necessary to look professional at work. Late 20’s: FLATS FOR THE WIN! Early 20’s: That girl was a huge bitch to me, but I’ll make up with her because the tension hurts my heart. Late 20’s: NO APOLOGIES, DAWG. Early 20’s: People who get married and had babies are sooooo…

The Stages of Having a Birthday

So my 25th birthday is this week, guys. And usually, I’m really pumped for my birthday. But now, I’m starting to feel really effing old. See, birthdays were cooler when my parents actually got me presents. And my grandma would send me a card with $25 in it. But now my birthday is just like…