Category Archive: Beauty

Five Unexpected Things You Need For A Long Flight

I recently flew from Raleigh-Durham to Bangkok, Thailand – the entire travel time clocked in around 23 hours, with flights, layovers and getting through security. It was long. I suffered. But you don’t have to! Here are the five unexpected things you need for a long flight: Underwear that your butt doesn’t eat. Yeah I…

Borghese Fango Mud Review

I’m no stranger to putting mud on my face. The weirder the treatment, the more likely I want to try it. Borghese’s Fango muds are pretty mellow in the “weird” department, so they’re certainly an accessible beauty product for every stage of curiosity, and are sold on Amazon. No need to trek to a specialty…

How Should I Style My Hair Next?

I love my blue hair a lot. We’ve been together since August, and while it has been my favorite hair of all time, it is a huge pain in the ass to maintain, and it is also costing me hundreds of dollars. (Yes, really.) So help me out – how should I style my hair…

Fall Inspiration To Lust Over

Oh hey, fall! Cashmere sweaters and boots and opaque tights! Let’s snuggle and play in the leaves! Oh wait, I live in the south, so fall is just that period of time when it’s cold as a witch’s tit in the morning and then 155 degrees by noon. Hope you like layers, betches! Here’s what’s…

Lush Bath Bomb Review: Granny Takes a Dip

I’ll be honest, I’ve never used a Lush bath bomb before. My bath luxury comes from squeezing my boyfriend’s Old Spice shower gel into the tub and hoping for bubbles. Then I come out smelling like a dude, but hey, I’ll take it. I hit up Lush Cosmetics yesterday because of my favorite mantra, “TREAT…

Ariana Grande’s Ponytail: Some Fun Facts

Ariana Grande’s ponytail might exist solely to cover up a bald spot and her “ratchet” natural hair, but it’s actually a natural treasure. Did you know Ariana Grande’s ponytail is a Sagittarius? Ariana Grande’s ponytail served in World War II. It received a Purple Heart for protecting soldiers from Japanese crossfire. Ariana Grande’s ponytail sleeps…

Should You Get Blue Hair? Yes.

So I got blue hair. Before you pull the “Huh? You’re 26, isn’t it a little too late for blue hair?” or “How are you ever going to get another job?” – my mother has already beat you to those questions, thank you very much. Honestly, I got blue hair because BLUE HAIR IS FUN….

Embarrassing Reviews: Completely Bare At-Home Waxing

Feeling adventurous? Hairy? Read on, woman of the 21st century! You can rip out all your body hair with only minimal (lol jk) pain in the comfort of your own home! Klout sent me the Completely Bare line, and I should have known from the beginning – the part where it was founded by a…

How to Learn to Love your Cellulite

Oh, cellulite. You’re so precious. We’ve been together for a good 12 years now, and even when I ask you to leave, you just don’t!┬áSo why do I hate you so much? Why do I wish you’d detach from my body and go line your pockets with rocks and pull a Sylvia Plath? Why do…

Plus-Size Bloggers Recreate Beyonce’s “Flawless”

Everyone knows I have a lady boner for Nadia Aboulhosn, and her latest collaboration with GabiFresh and Tess Munster covering BEYONCEEEEEE is basically all you need to make today amazing. A little bummed they didn’t invite me, but WHATEVER. GabiFresh, let me holler at that studded jacket. And if you like Tess’ gold dress, it’s…