10 Things More Important than a Woman’s Armpit Hair
Hi. Why do you give a flying shit if a woman lets her armpit hair grow? Oh, you’re not sure either? Okay here’s 10 things more important than a woman’s armpit hair.
1. What happened to Tara Calico?
2. This .gif
3. What color underwear you’re wearing right now
4. Is cottage cheese gross or delicious?
5. This fat pig that her owners bought as a “miniature pig” but it turned into an 800-lb pig and still lives in their house.
6. Why the fuck razors are so expensive
7. How to make this drink – a kiwi blueberry mojito (dies)
8. Is your dad your real dad
9. The plunging world market and how women probably won’t be shaving their pits when we’re all living in squalor
10. Why was this girl acting like someone was following her in an elevator surveillance video, and then they found her body in a water tank weeks later, and now that it’s the basis for American Horror Story: Hotel, will Lady Gaga totally botch that role or maybe be an okay Jessica Lange replacement?